notsonewlyweds:

woodsrosesandalibasterpumpkins:

notsonewlyweds:

woodsrosesandalibasterpumpkins:

Sure. What about?

Just, uh, come down here for a second. -Crooks his finger for Edward to stoop over; damn four inch height difference.-

-Bends slightly and flicks his brows up at Owen- Yes? What is it?

-Leans up and kisses him on the cheek before pulling away with a nervous laugh, cheeks and ears flushed dark.- 

A-…anons.

That’s my second kiss today. Heh! Careful now, or surely you’ll make Kala jealous.

notsonewlyweds:

woodsrosesandalibasterpumpkins:

Sure. What about?

Just, uh, come down here for a second. -Crooks his finger for Edward to stoop over; damn four inch height difference.-

-Bends slightly and flicks his brows up at Owen- Yes? What is it?

Sure. What about?

born-a-bloodsucker:

woodsrosesandalibasterpumpkins:

born-a-bloodsucker:

woodsrosesandalibasterpumpkins:

*chuckles and rubs his cheek* There. Better?

E-er, yeah… *nods, still red in the face*

Why are you so embarrassed? It was just a little peck.

I dunno… And it’s just a friendly kiss, right?

Of course—I thought that was obvious.

born-a-bloodsucker:

woodsrosesandalibasterpumpkins:

born-a-bloodsucker:

woodsrosesandalibasterpumpkins:

born-a-bloodsucker:

woodsrosesandalibasterpumpkins:

born-a-bloodsucker:

woodsrosesandalibasterpumpkins said: … What.

S-someone, uh, said they shipped me with my penis and said I needed to kiss it but it’s on Cassie right now and I don’t want to.

How does that even happen—how do you pee?

I- I haven’t yet. But I think there might just be a hole? I’ve been feeding on blood so I don’t need to…

A-and, uh, Ikindofneedtokissyounow. Anons.

You simply can’t resist me, can you? Ah, if you must.

*turns red, but leans up and kisses his cheek anyway*

*chuckles and rubs his cheek* There. Better?

E-er, yeah… *nods, still red in the face*

Why are you so embarrassed? It was just a little peck.

born-a-bloodsucker:

woodsrosesandalibasterpumpkins:

born-a-bloodsucker:

woodsrosesandalibasterpumpkins:

born-a-bloodsucker:

woodsrosesandalibasterpumpkins said: … What.

S-someone, uh, said they shipped me with my penis and said I needed to kiss it but it’s on Cassie right now and I don’t want to.

How does that even happen—how do you pee?

I- I haven’t yet. But I think there might just be a hole? I’ve been feeding on blood so I don’t need to…

A-and, uh, Ikindofneedtokissyounow. Anons.

You simply can’t resist me, can you? Ah, if you must.

*turns red, but leans up and kisses his cheek anyway*

*chuckles and rubs his cheek* There. Better?

born-a-bloodsucker:

woodsrosesandalibasterpumpkins:

born-a-bloodsucker:

woodsrosesandalibasterpumpkins said: … What.

S-someone, uh, said they shipped me with my penis and said I needed to kiss it but it’s on Cassie right now and I don’t want to.

How does that even happen—how do you pee?

I- I haven’t yet. But I think there might just be a hole? I’ve been feeding on blood so I don’t need to…

A-and, uh, Ikindofneedtokissyounow. Anons.

You simply can’t resist me, can you? Ah, if you must.

born-a-bloodsucker:

woodsrosesandalibasterpumpkins said: … What.

S-someone, uh, said they shipped me with my penis and said I needed to kiss it but it’s on Cassie right now and I don’t want to.

How does that even happen—how do you pee?

Ship me with someone and I’ll kiss them.